Fuck buddies

People need to realize that if you're going to devote time to the "fuck," you also have to devote time to the "buddy."

The first is better when the second is not neglected.

Dealbreakers

I mean, if you're going to knowingly and willingly tell strangers on the internet that The Purpose-Driven Life is the best book you've ever read?

You should probably just get used to never having sex, is all.

Choose wisely

There is a dude on one of the sites I use whose username is asshickey.

I mean, really.

He should have just gone all the way and named himself genitalwarts.  I'd have had the same reaction.