Dealbreakers

I mean, if you're going to knowingly and willingly tell strangers on the internet that The Purpose-Driven Life is the best book you've ever read?

You should probably just get used to never having sex, is all.

Choose wisely

There is a dude on one of the sites I use whose username is asshickey.

I mean, really.

He should have just gone all the way and named himself genitalwarts.  I'd have had the same reaction.