Does anybody else hate it when you've just recovered from your Sex Face and your guy asks, "What are you thinking?"
Ugh, dudes are the WORST about asking this question! Why I gotta be thinking anything, huh? There are times when I've got a mind empty of thoughts, and I can tell you that post-sexercise is one of them.
The other night, though, when I'd talked the Bad Speller into another round, because I'm good like that, he asked me, "What are you thinking?" And instead of lying, I told him EXACTLY what I was thinking:
"I was thinking about how much I hate giving handjobs."
Bingo, kiddies! No more questions, and best of all, NO MORE HANDJOBS.
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