Monday, July 11, 2011

Ma Bell

Several guys have asked me for my number.  "Do you want to talk or text?" they ask.

I hate talking on the phone in general, and texting is a pain.  Without vocal inflection, a message can take on any meaning, depending upon what mood I'm in when I read it.  I will, seriously, reread and agonize over text messages until I drive myself into a deep depression/ice cream buffet.

Instead, I always say that I'm comfortable with our current method of communication, and so far, no guy has quit talking to me because of that.

So, that's a no, dudes.  No, I do not want to talk or text.

My phone number is a delicate flower, and I think I will just keep her to myself*.



*This sounds sexual, but it's not.

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