Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Are you a detective? Let me give you a clue.

re: profile pictures

When I make the effort to click on your profile, I am there to see if you are moderately attractive to me.

I am not there to see pictures of your dog, your dog's dick, or you with your Nana.

I am not there to see pictures of Prince Harry.

I am not there to look at you at your best friend's bachelor party.

It's elementary, Holmes.


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