Well, guess what: things have changed a lot since I last visited eHarmony, and it turns out that it sucks even more now than it did then. Hoops galore, and I don't have the legs for jumping.
So, armed with valuable advice from my BFF ("... anyone named Chip should be avoided at all costs."), I did the best I could until she asked if she could see my profile.
Me: I guess ... if I could figure this fucking thing out. It won't put my pics on my profile page, and it's being an asshole.
That should probably be my capsule description, right?"Hello, I'm [Lemon, Out]. I can't figure this fucking thing out and it's being a giant asshole. Let's get busy."
Me: It says my profile is only 80 percent complete, but I answered all their fucking questions and put up three pictures THAT IT'S NOT DISPLAYING ON MY PROFILE PREVIEW, so what the hell, eHarmony? WHAT. THE. HELL.
NOT A DAMN ONE.
Me: See ya, eHarmony. Lemme see what OK Cupid has to say about that.
I switched over to OK Cupid and it was immediately evident that I was going to like this one much better, mostly on account of it's free. Also, there are probably going to be a lot more people on OKC who don't care about marriage and all its attendant bullshit, which is FINE BY ME.
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