I wouldn't care if I kept seeing the same description pop up over and over again on dating sites (actually, though, I've only noticed a teeny bit of crossover; clearly the men in my area are not
What I am sick and tired of, though, is the following:
- descriptions written in textspeak. My god, is it too much trouble to type out those two extra characters?
- bad spelling. your vs. you're. there vs. their vs. they're. definite. surprise. believe. This is stuff you should have learned by the fifth grade.
- any use of lol. Don't lol at your own words. It's unattractive.
- grammatical errors. It's not could OF; it's could HAVE, dumbass.
- emoticons. Save that shit for texting.
- cheezburger-ing. Are you a cat? ARE YOU?
- separating phrases or sentences with ellipses. It's really annoying ... I don't know why people do it ... Wait, yes I do ... Because they're stupid lol
- ignoring the shift key. CAPITALIZE YOUR GODDAMN SENTENCES, MORONS.
What I am learning, over and over, is that I am going to die alone, because every available man in the entire world makes me want to stab something. And that's before I even meet them in person.
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