What I will ignore

By now you should know that I am a picky bitch, which possibly explains my sad Singleton status.

Here are more things that will cause me to skip over your profile:

• your profile pic is of you, shirtless
• you are pictured on a bed
• you are clearly using a picture from which you cropped your last girlfriend
• your picture has a kid in it
• you are flexing in your picture
• you are flexing while pointing your phone at a mirror (though I admire your agility)
• your username is a sentence (ex: mynameislemon)
• you reference an ex-girlfriend
• your headline is "HAN SEEKING LEIA," or any "geek seeking geek" equivalent
• your headline is "LOOKING FOR A LIFETIME LOVE" or any other Kenny G-sounding bullshit
• you admit to not reading books
• your favorite band is Dave Matthews

Deal breakers, all; shut 'em DOWN.